A THOUSAND WORDS WORTH

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Give the man a gun...

Burns isn't sure what his future plans are, but the AP reports that "he indicated he was looking forward to taking some time off."

"I hope there is still a good-sized buck out there, because I am going hunting," Burns' statement said.

SHORTER BURNS...

I LOST and I'M GONNA KILL SOMETHING.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

"Karl Rove isn't all-powerful; he is a rejected loser. Republicans don't possess the power to dictate the outcome of elections with secret Diebold software. They can't magically produce Osama bin Laden the day before the election. They don't have the power to snap their fingers and hypnotize zombified Americans by exploiting a New Jersey court ruling on civil unions, or a John Kerry comment, or moronic buzzphrases and slogans designed to hide the truth (Americans heard all about how Democrats would bring their "San Francisco values" and their love of The Terrorists to Washington, and that moved nobody). It simply isn't the case that we are doomed and destined to lose at the hands of all-powerful, evil forces."

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/11/08/american-democracy-still-works/

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Bombs Away

--AZ-Sen: Jon Kyl

--AZ-01: Rick Renzi

--AZ-05: J.D. Hayworth

--CA-04: John Doolittle

--CA-11: Richard Pombo

--CA-50: Brian Bilbray

--CO-04: Marilyn Musgrave

--CO-05: Doug Lamborn

--CO-07: Rick O'Donnell

--CT-04: Christopher Shays

--FL-13: Vernon Buchanan

--FL-16: Joe Negron

--FL-22: Clay Shaw

--ID-01: Bill Sali

--IL-06: Peter Roskam

--IL-10: Mark Kirk

--IL-14: Dennis Hastert

--IN-02: Chris Chocola

--IN-08: John Hostettler

--IA-01: Mike Whalen

--KS-02: Jim Ryun

--KY-03: Anne Northup

--KY-04: Geoff Davis

--MD-Sen: Michael Steele

--MN-01: Gil Gutknecht

--MN-06: Michele Bachmann

--MO-Sen: Jim Talent

--MT-Sen: Conrad Burns

--NV-03: Jon Porter

--NH-02: Charlie Bass

--NJ-07: Mike Ferguson

--NM-01: Heather Wilson

--NY-03: Peter King

--NY-20: John Sweeney

--NY-26: Tom Reynolds

--NY-29: Randy Kuhl

--NC-08: Robin Hayes

--NC-11: Charles Taylor

--OH-01: Steve Chabot

--OH-02: Jean Schmidt

--OH-15: Deborah Pryce

--OH-18: Joy Padgett

--PA-04: Melissa Hart

--PA-07: Curt Weldon

--PA-08: Mike Fitzpatrick

--PA-10: Don Sherwood

--RI-Sen: Lincoln Chafee

--TN-Sen: Bob Corker

--VA-Sen: George Allen

--VA-10: Frank Wolf

--WA-Sen: Mike McGavick

--WA-08: Dave Reichert

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Joe "Ego" Leiberman

Are you fricken kidding me?

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

How It's Done....

Paul Hackett
shows how
progressives
use a hammer.

That's gotta hurt...

BANG!!!!

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Brilliant Presidential Humor

WHOOPEE!

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Did ya hear the one about the Senator and his lobbyist wife WHO LOST THE PRIMARY?

NEITHER DID THEY

Friday, August 18, 2006

What do the Right Women wear?

The Reich boots of course.

INSANITY IS DOING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AND EXPECTING DIFFERENT RESULTS

THE MADNESS OF KING GEORGE

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

The George Equation....figure it out.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

...Drunk + Grinch = ?

Evil Fuck

Monday, August 14, 2006

Do we really need another?

Sunday, August 13, 2006

HAVING FUN?

TALIBAN

NINE ONE ONE

CUT AND RUN

JOHN BOLTON

REPUBLICAN

CHENEY'S GUN

MISSION WON

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Bonner Cohen, The Bullshit CONner

blah, blah, bullshit, BULLSHIT!

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

TURNCOAT

You can lie me a river, lie me a river....

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Santorum Intern collected signatures in Beaver, Washington, Fayette, Juniata, and Schuylkill Counties in 1 day.

According to mapquest, driving this route would take about 8 hours. Assuming he stopped in each county to collect signatures.
If he drove only from Pittsburgh to Allentown...that's about 5 hours of driving time.

I'm wondering how many Green Party Signatures he picked up in each of those counties? How many Republicans?

How many TOTAL signatures were collected on that day?

WHAT A HARD WORKER!!!!!

No matter those answers, this intern is certainly dedicated in getting Romanelli on the ballot.

Ricky Santorum must be proud he has such a hard working intern on his staff helping out his errrrr opposition.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

More candy from "Easter Bunny" Santorum

We found WMDs, follow me...

Saturday, June 17, 2006

GODLESS...

She would know.

Friday, June 16, 2006

GOP F Class

Thursday, June 15, 2006

No photo-shopping necessary....

Isn't this the funniest damn photo. Ever.

"..yep, I just crapped my drawers...You?"

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

The Bush-Lieberman Election playbook.

This is how its done:

1.As an electable/elected official, select your absolute worst political/personal trait and/or liability.

2. Publically denouce and shellac your opponent with your worst trait/liability over and over. It does not matter if you are totally lying. The more outrageous the better. Force your opponent to deny your accusation over and over.

3. By repeating the accusation ad nauseum, you can frame the issue in the press into a "he said-she said" argument.

4. This will confuse, numb, bore, and disgust your electorate in order to depress voter turnout.

5. Rachet up your core voter/base emotion talking points. Doesn't matter what you believe, just pander to your base. Easy, easy, easy!!

6. Win your election in spite of your personal truths or beliefs or voting history.

MEHLMAN No. 5

CLEANS UP THE STENCH OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY

Monday, June 12, 2006

Dr. Frist/ Mr. Hyde

"By night, I was Dr. William Harrison Frist, future cardiothoracic surgeon, who was not going to let a few sentiments about cute, furry little creatures stand in the way of his career."

Sounds like the same scarry pathology holds true with becoming President Frist...