A THOUSAND WORDS WORTH

Give the man a gun...

2006-11-09T13:25:00.000-05:00

Burns isn't sure what his future plans are, but the AP reports that "he indicated he was looking forward to taking some time off."

"I hope there is still a good-sized buck out there, because I am going hunting," Burns' statement said.

SHORTER BURNS...

I LOST and I'M GONNA KILL SOMETHING.

2006-11-08T10:52:00.000-05:00

"Karl Rove isn't all-powerful; he is a rejected loser. Republicans don't possess the power to dictate the outcome of elections with secret Diebold software. They can't magically produce Osama bin Laden the day before the election. They don't have the power to snap their fingers and hypnotize zombified Americans by exploiting a New Jersey court ruling on civil unions, or a John Kerry comment, or moronic buzzphrases and slogans designed to hide the truth (Americans heard all about how Democrats would bring their "San Francisco values" and their love of The Terrorists to Washington, and that moved nobody). It simply isn't the case that we are doomed and destined to lose at the hands of all-powerful, evil forces."

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/11/08/american-democracy-still-works/

Bombs Away

2006-10-24T15:21:00.000-05:00

--AZ-Sen: Jon Kyl

--AZ-01: Rick Renzi

--AZ-05: J.D. Hayworth

--CA-04: John Doolittle

--CA-11: Richard Pombo

--CA-50: Brian Bilbray

--CO-04: Marilyn Musgrave

--CO-05: Doug Lamborn

--CO-07: Rick O'Donnell

--CT-04: Christopher Shays

--FL-13: Vernon Buchanan

--FL-16: Joe Negron

--FL-22: Clay Shaw

--ID-01: Bill Sali

--IL-06: Peter Roskam

--IL-10: Mark Kirk

--IL-14: Dennis Hastert

--IN-02: Chris Chocola

--IN-08: John Hostettler

--IA-01: Mike Whalen

--KS-02: Jim Ryun

--KY-03: Anne Northup

--KY-04: Geoff Davis

--MD-Sen: Michael Steele

--MN-01: Gil Gutknecht

--MN-06: Michele Bachmann

--MO-Sen: Jim Talent

--MT-Sen: Conrad Burns

--NV-03: Jon Porter

--NH-02: Charlie Bass

--NJ-07: Mike Ferguson

--NM-01: Heather Wilson

--NY-03: Peter King

--NY-20: John Sweeney

--NY-26: Tom Reynolds

--NY-29: Randy Kuhl

--NC-08: Robin Hayes

--NC-11: Charles Taylor

--OH-01: Steve Chabot

--OH-02: Jean Schmidt

--OH-15: Deborah Pryce

--OH-18: Joy Padgett

--PA-04: Melissa Hart

--PA-07: Curt Weldon

--PA-08: Mike Fitzpatrick

--PA-10: Don Sherwood

--RI-Sen: Lincoln Chafee

--TN-Sen: Bob Corker

--VA-Sen: George Allen

--VA-10: Frank Wolf

--WA-Sen: Mike McGavick

--WA-08: Dave Reichert

Joe "Ego" Leiberman

2006-08-30T11:50:00.000-05:00

Are you fricken kidding me?

How It's Done....

2006-08-23T10:08:00.000-05:00

Paul Hackett
shows how
progressives
use a hammer.

That's gotta hurt...

BANG!!!!

Brilliant Presidential Humor

2006-08-22T13:05:00.000-05:00

WHOOPEE!

Did ya hear the one about the Senator and his lobbyist wife WHO LOST THE PRIMARY?

2006-08-20T11:37:00.000-05:00

NEITHER DID THEY

What do the Right Women wear?

2006-08-18T10:45:00.000-05:00

The Reich boots of course.

INSANITY IS DOING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AND EXPECTING DIFFERENT RESULTS

2006-08-18T09:27:00.000-05:00

THE MADNESS OF KING GEORGE

The George Equation....figure it out.

2006-08-16T10:09:00.000-05:00

...Drunk + Grinch = ?

2006-08-15T20:24:00.000-05:00

Evil Fuck

Do we really need another?

2006-08-14T18:45:00.000-05:00

HAVING FUN?

2006-08-13T12:51:00.000-05:00

TALIBAN

NINE ONE ONE

CUT AND RUN

JOHN BOLTON

REPUBLICAN

CHENEY'S GUN

MISSION WON

Bonner Cohen, The Bullshit CONner

2006-08-09T10:53:00.000-05:00

blah, blah, bullshit, BULLSHIT!

TURNCOAT

2006-08-08T22:17:00.000-05:00

You can lie me a river, lie me a river....

2006-08-08T17:51:00.000-05:00

Santorum Intern collected signatures in Beaver, Washington, Fayette, Juniata, and Schuylkill Counties in 1 day.

2006-08-05T11:59:00.000-05:00

According to mapquest, driving this route would take about 8 hours. Assuming he stopped in each county to collect signatures.
If he drove only from Pittsburgh to Allentown...that's about 5 hours of driving time.

I'm wondering how many Green Party Signatures he picked up in each of those counties? How many Republicans?

How many TOTAL signatures were collected on that day?

WHAT A HARD WORKER!!!!!

No matter those answers, this intern is certainly dedicated in getting Romanelli on the ballot.

Ricky Santorum must be proud he has such a hard working intern on his staff helping out his errrrr opposition.

More candy from "Easter Bunny" Santorum

2006-06-22T09:40:00.000-05:00

We found WMDs, follow me...

GODLESS...

2006-06-17T21:36:00.000-05:00

She would know.

GOP F Class

2006-06-16T09:34:00.000-05:00

No photo-shopping necessary....

2006-06-15T12:51:00.000-05:00

Isn't this the funniest damn photo. Ever.

"..yep, I just crapped my drawers...You?"

The Bush-Lieberman Election playbook.

2006-06-14T12:29:00.000-05:00

This is how its done:

1.As an electable/elected official, select your absolute worst political/personal trait and/or liability.

2. Publically denouce and shellac your opponent with your worst trait/liability over and over. It does not matter if you are totally lying. The more outrageous the better. Force your opponent to deny your accusation over and over.

3. By repeating the accusation ad nauseum, you can frame the issue in the press into a "he said-she said" argument.

4. This will confuse, numb, bore, and disgust your electorate in order to depress voter turnout.

5. Rachet up your core voter/base emotion talking points. Doesn't matter what you believe, just pander to your base. Easy, easy, easy!!

6. Win your election in spite of your personal truths or beliefs or voting history.

MEHLMAN No. 5

2006-06-14T11:45:00.000-05:00

CLEANS UP THE STENCH OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY

Dr. Frist/ Mr. Hyde

2006-06-12T18:14:00.000-05:00

"By night, I was Dr. William Harrison Frist, future cardiothoracic surgeon, who was not going to let a few sentiments about cute, furry little creatures stand in the way of his career."

Sounds like the same scarry pathology holds true with becoming President Frist...

TWO PEAS IN A POD...

2006-06-10T14:48:00.000-05:00

CHECK IT OUT!

Conservative commentator or....

2006-06-09T18:23:00.000-05:00

"A" is for Adulterer

2006-06-06T20:21:00.000-05:00

How's that workin for your marriage protection?

Kompassionate Konservative Krap

2006-06-03T10:23:00.000-05:00

WELCOME TO THE BIG TENT, MY ASS

ALITO'S GAG GIFT FOR W

2006-05-30T14:11:00.000-05:00

I hope he likes it...

The Rich ARE different....

2006-05-27T11:50:00.000-05:00

AFFIRMATIVE ACTION

See, Ah'm movin' fast!!!!

2006-05-25T15:41:00.000-05:00

Yessiree.

...this little piggy had roast beef...

2006-05-24T18:06:00.000-05:00

Oh, shit...

HE NEVER LEARNED THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FALL AND FLY...

2006-05-24T17:36:00.000-05:00

Dudley "I Do" Do Right

2006-05-20T14:42:00.000-05:00

WE ALWAYS GET OUR MAN

That's bullsh*t

2006-05-20T09:41:00.000-05:00

DAVID GREGORY: But they‘re just not unsettled, sir. They disapprove of the job you‘re doing.

GEORGE BUSH: That‘s unsettled.

Tick-Tock, Tick-Tock

2006-05-19T09:43:00.000-05:00

The waiting is the hardest part....

Ever get the "working my last nerve" feeling?

2006-05-19T08:48:00.000-05:00

"Stop sniveling. You're gonna make some plastic surgeon a rich man..." Chrissie Hynde and the Pretenders

FOX NEWS LANDMARKS

2006-05-18T11:07:00.000-05:00

2006-05-18T10:38:00.000-05:00

Daffodil or Earth?

2006-05-18T09:37:00.000-05:00

reality ads

Joe Klein

2006-05-15T13:49:00.000-05:00

GOP Water Boy

Rubber Stamp Republican Congress

2006-05-15T12:53:00.000-05:00

If only it was a laughing matter....

2006-05-15T12:06:00.000-05:00

First Laura and W

2006-05-15T10:07:00.000-05:00

...that part about not believing my poll numbers was great! How do you do it?

All smiles? Not So Much....

2006-05-15T09:04:00.000-05:00

How's that workin' for ya?

2006-05-14T05:53:00.000-05:00

General Cheney? General Hayden? Agent Zero here....

2006-05-11T10:48:00.000-05:00

Don't worry Max, this one could never win or complete a mission either...

2006-05-11T10:29:00.000-05:00

"He's the right man at the critical moment..."

2006-05-10T11:27:00.000-05:00

Can you hear the sucking sound?

2006-05-10T11:22:00.000-05:00

"I swear it was just hooker, I mean poker..."

2006-05-05T16:37:00.000-05:00

Way to go, Joe!

2006-05-05T15:18:00.000-05:00

Connecticut Bob

OH, NOT AGAIN !

2006-05-05T12:18:00.000-05:00

COLBERT and THE WASHINGTON PRESS CORPS

2006-05-03T13:19:00.000-05:00

REPUBLICAN FAIR TRADE

2006-05-01T20:42:00.000-05:00

"ANWR LOOKS SO GOOD RIGHT NOW..."

2006-05-01T19:37:00.000-05:00

EXECUTIVE SYMBIOSIS

2006-05-01T16:49:00.000-05:00

The New Spokesman....

2006-04-30T21:20:00.000-05:00

THE MOST IMPORTANT GOP RULES!!!

2006-04-29T23:11:00.000-05:00

GOP Rule #1...
LIE

GOP Rule #2...
SMILE AFTER FOLLOWING RULE #1

If you remove the pearls, eyelashes and makeup- WHATS LEFT?

2006-04-29T22:48:00.000-05:00

Dialing with Dollars

2006-04-29T22:09:00.000-05:00

Truly a Media Marvel

2006-04-29T22:06:00.000-05:00

"I think Tony Snow can help our image..."

2006-04-29T21:59:00.000-05:00

"Nobody'll notice, heh uh heh heh"

2006-04-29T21:54:00.000-05:00

The Preznit and First Laura with the White House Political Staff

2006-04-29T21:50:00.000-05:00

Wolf Blitzer after speaking with Helen Thomas

2006-04-29T21:47:00.000-05:00

" You just rubber stamp it...over and over and over"

2006-04-29T21:13:00.000-05:00

Enough said.

2006-04-29T16:54:00.000-05:00

See anything scary here?

2006-04-29T16:28:00.000-05:00

...CONNECTICUT...WE HAVE A PROBLEM...

2006-04-29T16:21:00.000-05:00

Ya know how we do it n Texas, don'tcha?

2006-04-29T16:18:00.000-05:00

I often wonder what he looked like on the stand....

2006-04-29T16:15:00.000-05:00

I can't wait for this day....

2006-04-27T15:00:00.000-05:00

This administration is....

2006-04-27T14:57:00.000-05:00

"Cuz I'm the Decider"

2006-04-22T13:01:00.000-05:00